dizzump

A big turd, AKA dump

I took a hella big dizzump.

by kangoejoe October 26, 2003

shat upon from a dizzying height

1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;

2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence

1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.

2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.

by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006

anal dizzdog

When a male ejaculates in a females ass. Thus, creating a "cum" bubble after she flatulates. The bubble then pops and yells out "DIZZDOG!" Other definitions could be, but are not limited to: an anal dwelling, cum guzzling creature in the Middle Eastern region. This creature can be found by ejaculating into the sky and whistling "DIZZDOGITTY!"

"Gosh, I'd love me some anal dizzdog whilst making out with a grandfather!"
"My anal dizzdog is best served when I'm home from lacrosse."

by KatieMac April 10, 2008

dfizzy

World's funniest guy. Future Youtube celebrity.

Man, have you seen dfizzy's latest video yet?! It was fucking awesome.

by shanelles January 21, 2009

ditzy

Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.

Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy

Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"

Wow, that blonde is so fuckin ditzy!
Jessica Simpson is the real definition of dizty blonde!

by Jennifer May 15, 2004

Dizzycock

The "accidental" participation in the act of anal sex.

I got a case of the dizzycock and totally entered through the exit and onto the Hershey Highway.

by Miss Kellehhhh August 26, 2008

Drizzy's Theorem

A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.

"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"

by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018