Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage

Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.

by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010

Nose Dive

When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.

Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."

by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010

nigerian plunger dive

while having sex outside stick a plunger on your girlfriends vagina and pump it up and down while putting a water hose in her ass with the water running while having her suck your dick

man that girl is nasty she lt me give her a nigerian plunger dive

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.

Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?

by Mrs. Pepper and Dr. Pibb May 9, 2011

bazooka dive

It's a Sexposition, The girl must be on the back on the bed with her heels stickin just a little bit out, then the guy grabs the back of the heels with straight arms, and then the guy will have to jump up in the air and at the same time spread the girls legs så when you land it will be a perfect target.

Last night i bazooka dived that girl

by YasH-Stashs-Ass December 29, 2007

deep sea dive

Refers to the idea of holding one's breath while under water. Usually takes place when a woman goes down on a male (or even if a male goes down on male). While she is diving, the receiver simply pinches the nose of the one doing the job. This usually leads to lack of oxygen, purple faces, and good laughs with your bouddies.

While performing oral sex on his boyfriend, rod was tricked into a deep sea dive.

Rashad was charged with sexual assault after his girlfriend told police he made her do a deep sea dive against her will.

by super manhattan guy March 11, 2005

cat dive

A dive done from a diving board where the diver doesn't complete the intended dive & crashes into the water like a cat being thrown into a lake. Similar to a belly flop.

She did another cat dive.

by sludge September 23, 2006