dirkjake

dirkjake is a ship from homestuck. it is dirk x jake

"my otp is dirkuu"
"oh thats crazy mines dirkjake"

by thegayestkenalive April 23, 2024

Dirkdemic

DIRK-dem-ick

Def;
A sickness spread at a large RC racing event by a guy. Usually this guy has pushed himself beyond the limits of his physical capabilities and breaks down his immune system to the point where he is contracted so many different viruses that everyone he comes in contact with gets something that shuts him down for a week or so.
No, no cure is known at this time. Tire sauce seems to have no effect and prevent ation.

(M.T.P.)

"I went to an rc car race I got the DIRKdemick. "

"Hey the last time we raced at time warp a bunch of people caught the DIRKdemick!"

by Rcrootah April 3, 2025

DirkSeed

A noun. Normally used to describe Salem,
Illinois’ most despicable human. So bad he was forced to move to the Show Me state.

“Dirk has 3 children, but speculation is up to 3700 have been washed down Marriott drains. That’s a lot of DirkSeed.

by Tonti Township April 24, 2025

Dirklboon

Dirklboon is where you shove three AA batteries in your urethra aka pee hole then film yourself squeezing the batteries out of your pee hole.

Watching dirklboon videos and getting grossed out when the guy dqueesez batteries out of him pee hole

by Licklicklicklicklicklick July 2, 2025

Dirty Dirker

Having and intense make out session with your dad in your Chevy Cruze. Then proceeding to go to the dodge ram truck and edge and goon together.

Me and my dad are going to do a dirty Dirker after we smoke some ribs.

by Thicc Nigga Erik November 21, 2023

Dirty Dirker

When you and your dad have an intense make out session in your Chevy Cruze. Then proceed to go to your dodge ram and edge together.

Damn, that dirty Dirker after the barbecue was great!

by Thicc Nigga Erik November 21, 2023

Dirty Dirker

Shooting a fat load of semen into you’re dads mouth while making love in his truck.

Me and my dad are going to do a dirty Dirker!

by Thicc Nigga Erik March 1, 2024