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Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018
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Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )
Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van
by Fstd April 28, 2019
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pube dingle

When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.
"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."
by Goinontour September 28, 2017
mugGet the pube dinglemug.

Pushing dingle

To absolutely push more than p as a requirement by quandale
Max was pushing dingle at the club last night.
by Mrsaxobeat204958 May 13, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

Some random person on the Pennsauken Football Team whose name totally doesn't have any correlation to any meme at all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
mugGet the Quandale Dinglemug.

pushin dingle

pushin dingle means pushing your dick/cock/penis/dingle into somebody's mother
me: hey dude i'm pushin dingle
friend: i'm pushing your grandpa down a staircase
me: *vine boom* *spongebob cry*
by ZaxGlitched May 15, 2022
mugGet the pushin dinglemug.

Quandale Dingle

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-

(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)

Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).

Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
by Gegovanny June 15, 2022
mugGet the Quandale Dinglemug.

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