A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
Get the P. Diddymug. by Stanley smucker March 2, 2024
Get the party with diddymug. Formally known as ‘no homo’ or ‘pause’
‘No Diddy’ is a new term used to clarify a situation or words used that may sound homosexual or ‘gay’
Background: P Diddy is under fire for running a sex-trafficking blackmail ring and has been exposed in engaging in sexual acts with men since the 90s
In a world of intentionally emasculating men (making men less masculine) it is a good tool to have to let people know you don’t like taking it in the a**
(no disrespect to my homo bros and sistas, much love to all)
‘No Diddy’ is a new term used to clarify a situation or words used that may sound homosexual or ‘gay’
Background: P Diddy is under fire for running a sex-trafficking blackmail ring and has been exposed in engaging in sexual acts with men since the 90s
In a world of intentionally emasculating men (making men less masculine) it is a good tool to have to let people know you don’t like taking it in the a**
(no disrespect to my homo bros and sistas, much love to all)
by BoominShroomer April 25, 2024
Get the No Diddymug. Another way to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no diddy; Similar to No Homo.
You: Bro imma kiss you but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
by quannL March 24, 2024
Get the no diddymug. Someone who is homosexual and has crazy parties where lots of homo stuff goes on. Once you attend those parties you’ll never walk out the same.
Example1:
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
by Rob the Dictionary Wizard April 4, 2024
Get the Diddymug. The updated version of No Homo in light of P. Diddy's "allegations" coming to light across the interwebs
Joe: Hey bro
Steve: Yo
Joe: You remember that game from Mr. Bucket from our childhood?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: Did you think about the rules of the game? "The game's Mr Bucket, the first to get their balls into Mr Bucket, wins! But, LOOKOUT! Balls will pop out of his mouth!
Steve: Bruh, No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
Steve: Yo
Joe: You remember that game from Mr. Bucket from our childhood?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: Did you think about the rules of the game? "The game's Mr Bucket, the first to get their balls into Mr Bucket, wins! But, LOOKOUT! Balls will pop out of his mouth!
Steve: Bruh, No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
by Just a guy 10 July 12, 2024
Get the No Diddymug. a fat frat boy who sexually assaults women with his supposed 8 incher that could split a girl in half
by BibleCampToucher July 27, 2025
Get the C Diddymug.