Divart

Any action taken to disguise the fact that you just farted!

John: Hey, did you just fart?

Chick who thinks she's all that: No, its this damn squeaking chair (trying to make the chair squeak on the carpet).

John: I think you are just trying to divart.

by Lordmega September 1, 2010

Dearticulation

Apparent erosion of the English language. Habitual overuse of a comparative "like" to conveniently reduce a circumstance to a description or verbal illustration. Also preemptively excusing one for not having come up with a better matching expression. Customary decline in readiness to making a commitment to a statement.
Seems to have been invented by Paris Hilton, but now being used by like everyone - oh.

Dearticulation of finding an unexpectedly long line of people: "I was like walking down the street and saw like a hundred people standing a the gate, and I was like - oh my Gosh!

by floyd-humphrey December 20, 2010

devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw

It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.

My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)

by Dir7ygash November 30, 2016

devastating the pussy

The act of completely shifting the pussy side ways to a point of no return

I had to smoke a whole Newport after devastating the pussy

by Lil pew March 16, 2017

Departy

A light-hearted event held after someone has departed, usually in the interest of bringing everyone's spirits up.

Because he knew funerals were miserable for everyone, this guy I know instead threw a departy for his friends. Rumor is that he rented a mansion for the purpose of using his corpse for a murder mystery. They say that whichever of his friends solves the mystery gets his inheritance. Now that's a departy!

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

devarjio

A sexy handsome boy with different qualities about himself

Devarjio is so sexy

by Michealbrown July 5, 2018

Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.

Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!

by QuacksO August 10, 2018