Trail of destruction

a skidmark, see brown runway

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

weapons of ass destruction

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.

by tha h00tman February 1, 2007

weapons of ass destruction

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.

Look at Poole G, he is such a weapon of ass destruction.

by Carlitos August 4, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

My arms

I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.

by Jason L October 4, 2003

Destruction

The act of having vigorous, non-commital, sexual relationships with a woman that is too hot not to do so with.

"dude, I wanna destroy Samantha so bad! LOOK AT HER MAN!"

"I destroyed michelle last night, it was the first act of destruction i've committed in awhile"

by xJimmyDeanSausagesx March 29, 2009

destruction

Term used when someone finds themselves in a state of utter, complete, and total annihalation, because they have chosen to resort to utter and tremendous combinations of destruction through tremendous drugs and alcohol.

Tonight we engaged in utter destruction to the point of no return. We have achieved our goal of fucking totally destroying ourselves in all manner of ways - like we always do! You know how WE do it bitch!

by Rump January 30, 2004