derpression

What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.

Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(

Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.

by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010

Post concert depression

1)A feeling of loss of value and purpose in life by a subject after completing a performance or concert. Usually in a band or orchestra setting.

Fuck dude after that lit concert everyone be having post concert depression

by Xuanjing58 May 26, 2019

depressioning

When you are depressed, but scared to seek help, and would rather die, then tell anyone.

Her depressioning got so bad she could no longer hide it, and told the world by commiting suicide.

by RoseRot June 4, 2014

Black clover depression

When you finish and the anime and you become depressed

I’m going through black clover depression

by Hduxisiw August 27, 2021

post cruise depression

The feeling you get after disembarking from a cruise ship. Usually caused by not being able to see all of the cool people you met onboard anymore. Typically lasts for 1-7 days, but can be much longer.

"Since the last day of his cruise, he hasn't been the same. I think he has post cruise depression."

by speedyspring August 1, 2014

Clinical depression

Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).

Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

post-anal depression

The depression that is felt after being taken up the ass.

I know, you really did give me post-anal depression, I didnt have the courage to get out of bed for at least 4 days!

by Horatius Bonar October 24, 2010