deblondified

To explain the content of a situation or to clarify a request so that people with blond hair will also be able to understand.

Speaker: "this is how a clock works"
Blond: "I don't get it"
Speaker: "it shows you what time it is. That should be deblondified enough"
Blond: "when"
Speaker: "Now"
Blonde: "Ok, I get it now"

by Token44 February 29, 2008

debogoty

Someone with a head to big for their body.

debogoty Cory got more head then he got body

by Kahuna9889 August 12, 2009

debobulating

The act of removing bobbles from an item of clothing or fabricy substance.

What are you doing? I'm debobulating this Domo toys mouth. You started it earlier so i thought id finish off the job. Did you deboblate my scarf? yes i did. thank you have a banana.

by Kinfisher&Dodekuv December 8, 2009

Deboinkered

A new level of high that can not be expressed in other words

Sam was SOOOO deboinkered after homecoming that he bleeped his bloop

by Bleepity bloop January 21, 2010

Debonerfication

The instantaneous disappearance of a boner.

She was really hot, but the moment she started talking caused instant debonerfication.

by Chuckin' Up Deuces July 22, 2011

Debongle

When you drop something (especially a drink or something breakable) in a crowded environment, and everyone stops what they're doing to look at you (possible even accompanies by "Oooohs".

// Someone drops glass of beer

*Cringe... "Ah, what a debongle..."

by pokeypokeypokey February 1, 2013

Debockalypse

The ultimate debockle; an inconceivable, unfathomable, ridiculous problem, can affect just one or many people, causing dire, and unforseeable consequences. A debockle so profoundly absurd and perplexing, no one can forge a single idea as to how to remedy the situation.

Debockalypse Ex. 1: Sudden worldwide economic collapse.

Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.

Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.

by wut789 February 12, 2013