two deer one cat 

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

two deer one cat by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008

Tree Deer 

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

Tree Deer by Greakan April 14, 2008

red deer 

city between calgary and edmonton in alberta. lots of sluts (more than calgary). the college is 75% women! woo! terrible nightlife, just shitty kiddie bars.

i go to school in red deer but dear god i can't wait to transfer to a real university. but dr. stuebing still rocks.

red deer by teevee June 9, 2003

The Deer-effect

The Deer-effect: When you find yourself before inevitable doom, and become just like a deer staring into the headlights of a truck.

He stood right on top of a grenade and was paralysed by The Deer-effect.

She saw the snowball fly towards her and was struck by both the snowball and The Deer-effect.

I didn't know what to do I got The Deer-effect.

The Deer-effect by Vumsy February 12, 2010

Pet Deer 

The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.

The timing of that pet deer was perfect

Pet Deer by JTMerc April 12, 2011

Stealth Deer

A Deer that you are chasing on the popular game; The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, that will run behind a rock, and disappear

Pete: I was playing oblivion last night and was chasing this deer, and it went behind a rock and disappeared!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!! PROPER STEALTH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit

Stealth Deer by PRJD August 8, 2006

doey deer 

a buck with no antlers, aka a hot guy with no balls

so i let this guy get me wasted last night and he didnt even try to fuck me...what a doey deer

doey deer by jonnydeepp January 5, 2011