Custard Mitten

A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.

"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Custodian

A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.

Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

custard cupboard

When a girl gets cum in all three holes. Hence in similar fashion of a cupboard

Dude last night I totally gave Sally a custard cupboard

by Rikki tinker January 3, 2023

Maple Custom Team (MCT)

A place where you can show off your sprites and have nubs leech and ask for requests.

Example of Maple Custom Team (MCT):

Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C@ST0MZ?
Member: Go away

by Jrkiller September 4, 2009

Pussy Custard

A term commonly used by Polish women to describe a woman's frangipani liquid and maybe used in an attempt to control a man...

Do this or you do not get any pussy custard...

by MuzBang May 16, 2016

Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017