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Cupcake lesbian

Straight women who are aroused by other women's breasts. Just as the best part of a cupcake is the frosted top, they prefer the top portion of a woman's body, only.
I love boobies, but can't stand vajayjays. I'm such a cupcake lesbian.
by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010
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Edp's Cupcake

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison
by Murtuza June 6, 2021
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nipple cupcakes

Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.
by Dana C February 17, 2008
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Devil's Cupcake

When you squirt whipped cream in a hookers arsehole and she then farts it back in your face. Best practiced in kinky, no inhibitions whorehouses.
Man I just did a Devil's Cupcake with Eat and Cake at the Devils Den, shit got nasty
by Thats.mattastic April 21, 2015
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Cupcake Molester

the sticking of Ray Toro's hand inside of a cupcake.
"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."
by frnkieromustdie August 20, 2013
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Bavarian Cupcake

Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..

Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..

Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?

Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
by major_overlord August 20, 2013
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naked cupcake

another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)
yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?
by julian stacy February 10, 2009
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