crompet

a gay cunt.

Nick: i buy my clothes from the op shop
John: Haha, what a crompet!

by felchpheasant July 9, 2011

crompton

the last name of his lordship nick crompton

crompton <3<3

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018

Crompton

Shortest peen you will ever see also very gay almost as gay as colby

Look at that gay boy crompton

by Onboard November 8, 2018

cromptchy

adjective. Describes something that is so crunk, it makes your brain feel like popcorn. Similar to FUBAR.

How even designed this software? It’s cromptchy!

by DisgruntledDev September 7, 2021

Crompton

Your light in shining armor, silently fans away your worries with just the right kind of warmth

Dressed in blue, always there for you.
There'll always be a spark between us... ;)

You know you have found the one when they're like Crompton!

by Anonymous9274875t8734 November 24, 2021

Cromptulousnessless

When a woman is cromptulous with you

Hey girl, why you lack Cromptulousnessless

by Nigel Peter matrins March 17, 2024

Nick Crompton

The meme god that living england as his city

Someone : What city did you live?
Nick Crompton : England!
Someone : Haha no you're retarded.

by _T3HC0MPT3R_ August 23, 2017