choch stick

A weapon used to beat the living shit out of ignorant people or kill hallucinogenic aliens. it can be used for other purposes such as a smoking device as well.

yo dont fuck with me or else i'll beat your ass with my Choch stick

by vulocity May 17, 2006

choche

a chochë is someone who has blonde hair and is a little bitch

dude tak is a choche

by coltron January 31, 2019

Crochman

A douchebag who has several undesirable characteristics such as: Inability to walk normally, thinking it takes talent to play underoath on rockband drums, using words such as fiz kid, and being an overall ass hole.

Mike:dude fucking crochman is so annoying
dylan: im glad my brother took a shit in his sink.

by sdajsdhfqaklsdjfl February 13, 2010

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

choch popping

The action of slapping a choch with your hand, and or groin.

Say man, I want to get laid, how about we go choch popping tonight? I totally want to put my crotch on some choch

by 2uned February 17, 2009

choched

To be extreamly strong and high

Us 4 teenage guys are going to get choched.

by PACAAAAA July 24, 2017

Choch

A douchebag or tool cares about himself and is considered a "stud".

Logan Paul is such a choch.

by unicornpoop:) September 15, 2017