Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.

Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*

by Goat freedom January 17, 2017

crispycookie

A cookie that is crispy and has a good crunch.

Wow that cookie was a crispycookie

by Pick to freshh February 15, 2017

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 1, 2017

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

crisp dome

A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.

Andrea gave Tyler some crisp dome last summer at the lake house.

by Alexmcmullen May 27, 2018

Crispy

Crispy: When the booty look like you can make the sound of a crisp high five

"How dose my ass look in these pants?"

"Girl your ass looks Crispy!"

by wyz33 May 28, 2018

crispy ben

the dankest of bills, el numero 100$.

he be rolling in crispy bens

by Sir woofsalot June 1, 2018