War Crimes

When your 12-year-old sister says they copied that song from TikTok.

Candice: Hey! They copied that song from TikTok!
Tony *loading shotgun*: You, my friend, have just committed several war crimes.

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

Criss Angel Syndrome

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.

Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."

by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009

blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

Quarter Life Crisis

The QLC is when you realize that you have to be Responsible. It is when the job you accept is the beginning of a Career Path. It is when the guy/girl you date might be The One. It is when you realize you spend more time at Happy Hour than anywhere else because it is the only place people complain more than you. It is when you know every word to Avenue Q: I Wish I Could Go Back To College.

See kbtheqlc.blogspot.com for real life examples of a Quarter Life Crisis.

by Loopgrl5 October 28, 2010

mid-life crisis

Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.

If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.

by benchmax345 May 10, 2008

crisps

The English version of the American "chips"

Crisps make my mouth water.

by Kaydea June 29, 2007

quarter life crisis

the time when, halfway to the midlife crisis, you realize that you have spent the last 10 years drooling over playboy bunnies that you have no chance with, drinking enough beer to intoxicate an entire middle school, and fantasizing about a house and car that you could have bought if you wouldnt have spent $120,000 on a private university or two instead of becoming a plumber (seriously, master plumbers with five years experience make 46000 without a degree); also right about the time when college/high school girls start calling you "sir" and stop thinking you are anything but the creepy dude at the club

College grad: Boy, I would love to have a a Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint.
Owner of Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint: I can't even read.

by wonderfullyliteratefinanciallyshitterate May 18, 2005