by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021
Get the standing on a crafting tabel mug.Ungrateful, spoiled, untalented little bitch who tried to ruin her mother's, Hollywood movie star Joan Crawford, reputation by writing a libelous book claiming Joan abused her. Mommie Dearest and wire hangers will be a footnote to the wonderful career of Joan Crawford because of this jealous, bitter creature. People are finally starting to see through her & her motives after all these years. She was envious of her mother and took it out on her in death.
"I hate my mom. She buys me everything I want!"
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
by Lucy LuSeur September 25, 2013
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by DarkHazium January 7, 2011
Get the Crafty mug.A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004
Get the hover craft mug.the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.
"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
by Fillup G. September 21, 2006
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