cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 06, 2010

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Crash Bandicoot

The act of punching someone directly in the butthole.

"I'm going to Crash Bandicoot that guy Chad wearing a bluetooth headset at the bar."

by Dagital November 30, 2011

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Property Crash

A nice house in an affluent area thats devalued by 10% owing to a family of Indians, Pakistani`s or Eastern Europeans moving in next door.

"I say Phoebe I hear Gillian and Lionel have suffered a property crash"

"oh really?"

"yes, some coloured people have bought the bungalow next door"

"oh what a rotten bit of luck dear"

by Upper Class Twit 2 February 05, 2008

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Twat Crash

To have a twat crash: To totally freak out, either in anger, panic or fear.
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To crash one's twat

Jonny had a total twat crash when he discovered somebody had urinated in his glass of Mountain Dew.

When Royston saw the word 'WANK' painted in big red letters on the bonnet of his mum's car, he crashed his twat.

by winky mcwilly September 20, 2006

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