Skip to main content

court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law
"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"
by TheMüller January 15, 2019
mugGet the court-pitsmug.

Angel of the Court

When a) there is a 50/50 undecided call on a foul, rule, etc. in sports and there is no fair way to decide it or b) the wrong call is made, the “Angel of the Court” brings justice to the game in an obvious big play soon after in favor of whoever was wronged in the play
Did you see that bad call on Jimmy then he came back and drained that deep lucky 3? Was that the Angel of the Court or what?
by Patbu March 4, 2020
mugGet the Angel of the Courtmug.

Expand the Supreme Court

The process of adding more seats to the Supreme Court.
Recently, this is a plan pushed by the left to regain control of the Court, after President Trump shoved three conservative justices in, by adding four of their own. Since the sitting justices have life-long terms, this strategy is their next best shot.
As one might expect, the possibility of replacing one bias with another has made this a bit of a hard sell.
A: We need to expand the Supreme Court, or else they'll demolish LGBT rights, overturn Roe V. Wade, and pare down minority voting rights!
B: Is this really the best way to do that?
A: It is if you aren't willing to get locked up for gunning down Kavanaugh and ACB.
by Ockerjj April 28, 2022
mugGet the Expand the Supreme Courtmug.

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
mugGet the Half Court Hoopermug.

Hop on ash court basement

A place where the only form of sex is through anal. Once someone says this to you there’s no way out of it
WhoZ, hop on ash court basement with me.
by WhoZ July 18, 2022
mugGet the Hop on ash court basementmug.

pandaroo court

A mock Chinese court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted to suit the will and political narrative of the CCP. A court marked by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures, with judgment or punishment given outside of legal procedure decided directly by the political policies of the CCP.
The decision made by the Chinese pandaroo court was illegal and unjust.
by M72 June 1, 2024
mugGet the pandaroo courtmug.

Provincial government court

Provincial government court Weapon restrictions used to facilitate torture and murder 1
Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape using Nazi oppression threw provincial government court
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Provincial government courtmug.

Share this definition