Cottage Cheese

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

by shea1bear January 24, 2009

coteam

1) Two teams working together 2) Two teams existing apart from each other, but working together for a specific task.

Since the challenge was harder than expected, the two teams worked together as a coteam.

by brenap07 November 14, 2017

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

cotains

co·tain (ko-tn) co·tained, co·tain·ing, co·tains

To have within; hold.
To beat up the other QA guy over a mis-spelling.

Jon can hardly cotain his anger after that e-mail from Kevin.

by JWT January 7, 2005

Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

Cottage

A fine modern gentleman.

Hey look theres Cottage! Isn't he dashing?!

by Cottage8167765432 January 13, 2011

Cozza

A male who is equipped with a penis that wouldn't look out of place on a horse.

I expected Tim's dick to be tiny, imagine my surprise when he whipped a Cozza out.

Ugh, that Amy's a bit of a slag, Ive heard she took 2 Cozza's at the same time.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016