consolation bias

Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.

*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person

"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person

by MrChristopher November 5, 2014

Carsonogenic

1. Deriving from the worldview of neurosurgeon and political charlatan Ben Carson; 2. Likely to cause death

That radical conservative's views on gun control are Carsonogenic.

by JEBean December 5, 2015

Consolidarity

To do something selfless in support of another.

Tina was feeling so lousy that Jim decided to stay behind to be with her in a selfless act of consolidarity.

by Friends+ April 22, 2018

Carsonphobia

A fear of that sexy beast Carson.

*Carson punches his way through the bathroom stalls to see your pp*
Person in stall: *gets carsonphobia*

by Sudongese October 26, 2019

Carson-wentzism

A type of disease that makes NFL quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions a game for the rest of their career.

Cam Newton picked up a serious case of carson-wentzism while on the patriots.

by Rstoloff June 21, 2021

Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.

Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("

by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008

Fecal Consolidation

The act of getting ones shit together.

If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.

by sticks156 July 25, 2010