codswallop

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"

by edjog November 7, 2005

coldstart

The act of starting or attempting to start something with an engine, that is cold.

"I woke up, jumped in the car, and did a coldstart."

by radric davis SALT February 17, 2010

coldspring

A very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.
AKA the butthole of Texas. Full of crackheads and meth-labs. Tiny high school run by a spawn from hell.

"We gotta drive through Coldspring."
"oh no!"

by rubywpn January 26, 2006

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2004

drop cord

Redneck for Extension Cord; a length of cord that allows you to plug something in further away from the outlet

Do not plug your space heater into a drop cord, Hand me that there drop cord

by nemesis16 November 13, 2013

Cock-Cord

Cock-Cord is when u tie a piece of string to ur dick and the other end to a door handle and slam it shut it hopefully give you more length, like when u were a child and tied a string to your tooth

"man i hope this girl doenst think my dick is small, just cock-cord it, whats that? just tie your dick to this string and the other end to that door and slam it, it should help it grow

by Rotorious31 March 4, 2011

Extension Cord

A sexual act between two men and a woman. The first male inserts his penis into the anus of the second male who inserts his penis into the woman.

After a short night of drinking Derrek and Russell pulled an "extension cord" on Shannon.

by RENRUT00 July 19, 2012