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Combat Load

1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.

2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.
1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"

2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."
by pervertatoid August 14, 2010
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mortal combat

when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.
John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...
by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011
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combat boots

combat boots are the official foot wear of bashers every where. it doesnt matter if your racist or anti-gay if your not wearing combat boots when you bash its only half cool
friend: hey wanna go gay bashing?

me: fuck yea! lemme get my combat boots
by Mr.Frankenstein February 12, 2009
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Corbitt

Hairy person...usually possessing a back sweater. Commonly confused with a Tennessee sasquatch.
Look there is a fucking corbitt!
by James Fucking Taylor January 23, 2008
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Corbett Bait

Noun. Corbett Bait is a type of snack item, either cheese cubes or nuts, that attracts a wild Corbett to your area.
You have some Corbett Bait? That's the best way to tame a wild Corbett!
by Arann May 9, 2008
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Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.
"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."
by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017
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Combatious

im bored in class and made a word of me, I guess go sub to me on yt
"That Combatious dude is really weird but funny"
by 2Combatious May 6, 2021
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