Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

cooking to bang

cooking food for a member of the opposite sex, with the sole purpose of hoping they'll sleep with you afterwards

ah, laura's coming round, he's cooking to bang

by the eyes tornado March 4, 2011

Howi Cooking

The act of Cooking Howi

We should do some Howi Cooking if he steals our copies

by Vortex_shark May 20, 2020

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019

Cook Sandwiches

Cook Sandwiches is the Classic version of the ROBLOX game Cook Burgers, and was developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.

Player 1: why are we playing this artifact of a game?
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

Daniel cook

A small you man who is regarded as being gay. He gets friend zoned by a wide range of women including milfs. The name Daniel cook also means and individual who whips his sick out in math class. Don't be mistaken by the show Daniel cook.

u remind me of a lose Daniel cook

by jojojojo11 May 7, 2015

Harry Cooked

The act of jizzing into someones toaster, especially at a party

guy
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'

everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'

by joe1234543 March 29, 2009