Commotioned

Commotioned means being in a confused, depressed and rattled state from having so much and too much commotion going on.

With housing problems; upcoming surgery problems; grown children problems; aging; inordinate amount of fraudulent and spam phone calls; Covid-19; she was Commotioned to the point of being unsure which situation to tackle first.

by Poppy Doodle June 13, 2022

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Commodity

Hey! Wow! You're good at this! That's totally right!

Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Comedian

Those wonderfully funny people that can make us laugh till we pee!

I could not stop laughing , that comedian dude was so funny, I peed!

by Hit-n-run April 4, 2023

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.

Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?

by MagicMack February 7, 2024

cambodian cream cancel

cambodian cream cancel is a very difficult edging/gooning technique that originated in cambodia in the early 2000s.

it consists of edging to almost the point of busting, but then shrouding your shlong in cambodian poison ivy to cancel the urge to cream. it’s a very difficult and risky technique, but if done correctly, the enzymes of the cambodian poison ivy will cancel any cream that attempts to escape the shlong sausage. this essentially allows the user to edge and goon with extreme aggression and without a care for accidentally busting, as the cambodian poison ivy cancels the orgasm cream.

i tried out the cambodian cream cancel, and it works wonders! it allowed me to aggressively goon and edgemaxx for 97 hours consecutively without accidentally busting prematurely!! i love cambodian cream cancels!!

by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024