commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!

Hey Commando! U r so cool!

by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004

commando butlick

a person who sucks up to a teacher/carer e.g a teachers pet or something like that

see that faggot lickin off that teacher? hes a commando butlick

by colonel ass pirate August 25, 2009

Reverse Commando

The wearing of a g-string, thong, or the like - the wrong way around. Either back-to-front. Or, more often, sideways. Often occurs when getting dressed while intoxicated.

An otherwise nicely dressed woman is unfortunately showing off her g-string... only something's not quite right there... ooops... that's one hell of a reverse commando... and a great camel toe while she's at it!!

by Mello Yellows February 21, 2011

Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

commandoh

(noun): the curse muttered each time a former PC user attempts a CTRL function that is now accomplished with the Mac's Command key.

Leslie just replaced her PC with a Mac, and I've heard nothing but commandohs from her cubicle all day.

by blueyediva October 14, 2013

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016