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Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

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MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here
by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020
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no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock
by gayness is bad March 10, 2020
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fucks tiny dogs named rocky
colton sorry its just facks
by gayness is bad March 10, 2020
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eats out tiny dogs named rocky!
hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!
by dominick the gay boi:) March 10, 2020
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Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.
Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
by GiganticD March 12, 2020
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A type of person that would make you feel like the world revolves around you and makes others happy falls for people way to easy and always gets his heart broke but at the end of the day makes everyone smile but then comes home to him not being happy but nobody cares when he is sad so he just bundles it up and hides it until it comes out and the he gets made fun of
Colton is so annoying
by Big sad g June 1, 2020
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Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
Everyone: omg coltons my best best friend I miss him
Colton: nobody cares about me...
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