a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
Get the coltonmug. Colton is the most beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever I love him with my life and nobody can ever stay mad at him.
by 🥓 December 10, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
Get the Colton Philipsmug. A cool kid that want to have fun and can act tough but real isn’t he does footballs ,pig, and radiates and is super smart and is very liked by all and can make a good boyfriend
You want a Colton
by anonymous October 7, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. by GlyndwardColto September 6, 2021
Get the Edzol Coltonmug. 
Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.
by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020
Get the Coltonmug.