colins mom

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.
Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
by milfhunter6969 December 14, 2013
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Colin Gill

Colin Gill is a man who can be blamed for everything . From the Vikings invading Britain,the fall of the Roman Empire , the genocide of the Jews, the Irish potato famine , to a crisis at his place of work .. Colin Gill , is recognised the world over , as a caaaaant !!!!
Colin Gill is a caaaaant
by Lucky-69 July 06, 2014
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Colin Fox

A gay dude that lives in scotland, he's quite well versed in the tantric arts and sex in general... or so the ledgends say
"who's that guy screwing mark in the bathroom?"

"is mark crying tears of pleasure?"

"yeah..."

"must be Colin Fox"
by PenileSage February 04, 2010
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Colin Sharp

Usually an american, sometimes sic his dad on you. He will sit near you and constantly peek over your shoulder to judge whatever you are doing, whether he approves or not.
Tommy was being a Colin Sharp, what a douchebag!
by AlfredoSauseBayBay! December 01, 2021
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Colin Farrell

a sexy irish god he could take over the world
by christinabean July 18, 2006
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