lick my cobber

Australian slang for licking ones asshole

Go and lick my cobber you cunt

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

Steven Colbert

The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.

I Steven Colberted Steven Colbert

by The Real Colbert Report February 4, 2010

The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.

"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.

by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010

coobert

the name that you give an asian when a crack head asks him for a dollar.

crack head - hey doesn't your name start with a c?
asian - yeah
crack head - what is it?
asians friend - its coobert dumb fuck!

by coobert March 24, 2007

Calberg

One of the few intelligent and cool chatters still conversing online. His words age like fine wine.

Wow I had a great time chatting with Calberg.

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022

itchy cobber

Having an itchy asshole

Fuck I’ve got an itchy COBBER

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.

Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.

by veryjaded February 5, 2010