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Clutterfunked

To be very confused about an idea or thing
I was very clutterfunked on question 2
by HackerX1010 December 23, 2022
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Clutterfunk

when you get fucked in more than five ways at the same time (dick sucked, ass eaten, throat fucked, etc)
i asked these bitch for a clutterfunk and they said yeah baby
by ajkthur June 18, 2023
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Clutterfuck

A comedic term describing a situation of excessive personal clutter, often found in various areas of one's life such as their home, desk, car, garage, bedroom, etc. It's like a clusterfuck, but with the word "cluster" replaced by "personal clutter." The term highlights the comedic struggle of managing an abundance of possessions and the difficulty in determining what to keep and what to discard.
"Trying to find anything in Dave's house is a clutterfuck; it's like a treasure hunt in a tornado."

"I tried to find my keys in Sarah's apartment, but it's such a clutterfuck in there that I gave up and just called an Uber instead."
by WhySteve May 11, 2024
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Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.
"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."
by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009
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Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.
Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!
by Kanary December 28, 2010
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Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.
All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.
by j-money66 May 15, 2011
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clusterflog

a blog that is really nothing more than a clusterfuck.
Anna: "Did you read Harry's blog post last night?"
Robert: "Yeah, I couldn't understand those ludicrous ramblings at all. What a clusterflog."
by Shit Fire N. Save Matches August 9, 2012
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