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Cluster

A cluster b;

Has Histrionic/Narcissistic/Antisocial or Borderline traits or Similar ones (Ex: Haltose,Sadistic, Abrasive negativistic, Meglomania, Egomania, Sociopathy, Psychopathy)can be called Clusters since their existence is a net negative to humanity too.

Attributes:
Dramatic,Vengeful,Manipulative, Attentionseeking, Inappropriate, Using,Abusive,Jealous,Defensive, SelfServing,Dishonest,Gaslights, Victimblames,Shames, Arrogant,Grandiose,Entitled,Impulsive,Untrustworthy, Controlling, Demanding,Invasive,FragileEgo,Disrespectful,ImpressionManaging, Relies on externa validation, feels justified holding self to lower standards than others, selective memory, Comfort/Pleasure from disempowering others, Desiring fame/power/veneration.
•Rage, Combativeness& even Violence in response to self awareness/realization that ideal self does not match true self/being exposed that the person they portray is not who they truly are •self concept not reliant on authenticity •takes critique as a threat/insult •victim complex, overt/covert superiority complexes •Denys accountability •suppression of empathy & regard & remorse

Clusters who think they are victims selfpity.Even if scars are self inflicted & lowgrade they exaggerate how bad they had it in their head. Some threaten suicide or botch attempts to get others to feel bad. In order to get what they want (ex; resources,sex,

relationships,attention, validation, sympathy,reputation, submission, power) the ends

always justify the means
“I have some empathy but no sympathy for jack. He knew Aly was a total cluster and got involved anyway. He needs to take accountability for the person he picked to be with”.

“I only feel sympathy for the people who get involved with clusters when a cluster is so good at masquerading a fake personality that they fool everyone.”

“Children and Adult Offspring of clusters should estrange their parents.”

“I heard Geoff fell down a well, but she was a cluster so nothing of value was lost. Glad his wife and kids don’t have to endure him anymore.”
by IbreathAir September 25, 2023
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Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.
by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023
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cluster B personality types

cluster B personality types include narcissism, borderline personality disorder, antisocial personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, etc. Impulsive and unpredictable personalities, as opposed to cluster A and C personalities, which tend to be odd and eccentric (A), or anxious and scared (C). In my opinion, the most dangerous personality disorders are probably cluster B.
Person A: "Did you see Cory? He faked a broken leg for attention, he's been moaning and groaning about it all day long, but, he's actually perfectly fine!"
Person B: He always acts out like this for attention and disrupts his classmates. The school psychologist said he could have a cluster B personality disorder, like histrionic personality disorder.
Person A: "I heard that cluster B personality types tend to be described as impulsive and unpredictable in the DSM 5. "
Person B: "Yep, I hope he grows out of it."
by chilledlosercow January 3, 2024
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Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well
"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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knuckle cluster

when you put popping candy in your hand and fist your partner
I gave Ellis the best knuckle cluster last night behind MacDonald's
by bigjigga69 May 9, 2021
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Cluster Whore

Someone who talks from everyone's back and gossips insanely about everything.

That they reasonably have a wide and a large connection to and between everybody that they become a Cluster Whore.
+ Man, f*ck Debby. She got between me and Jason.
- Yeah girl i feel you. She's always been the cluster whore of this group.
by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016
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