Clog

A mixture between a large pink man with his penis showing and a prostitute. Sometimes seen with a deformed looking potential offspring creature in its grasp.

Amsterdam stroller 1: What is that giant pink monstrosity over there. I can see its trunk junk! And..wait..is it carrying something?

Amsterdam stroller 2: Oh, that just a Clog.

by Mlanaaizey April 20, 2010

clord

Cunt Lord

"Look at that Clord over there"

by jw90jwjwdifj29332623 October 26, 2017

Clogger

Someone who comments on a Vlog.

Steve was a frequent clogger and left comments on many vlogs.

by andymooseman January 8, 2009

pop your clogs

to kill someone

If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.

by JOE August 26, 2003

clog

A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

by DMurphy May 1, 2008

Chorgasim

Someone who enjoys cleaning too much, too the point where the only pleasure they can get is mopping the floor. They enjoy it to the point where they are moaning while vacuuming.

Joe: Ohh yeah ohh yeah thats the stuff.
Fred: Joe why are you moaning while you are mopping the floor?
Joe: Cleaning is the only thing that gives me pleasure.
Fred: You must be having a chorgasim.

by Sycrin February 3, 2010

V-clog

abbreviation for Video Clip Blog

People like to watch to watch the V-clog from Brookers on Youtube.

by e cartman October 6, 2006