Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
by Woke Up April 25, 2010
Get the Alarm Clockingmug. A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.
Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
by Pools Rule October 19, 2015
Get the penisological clockmug. by I am the great white July 11, 2014
Get the clock gripmug. "Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
Get the Beer Clockmug. A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023
Get the draw a clockmug. A 21st century dance move created and popularized on the app “Tik Tok”. Often used to the song “Gordon Ramsay” by HL Wave (feat. Johnny Flames). To preform this dance move, a dancer will make their arms appear like the hands of a clock, with one forearm facing vertically (12:00),and the other facing horizontally (9:00). The horizontal forearm will move up until it hits the vertical forearm, signaling for the vertical forearm to move downwards. The once horizontal forearm would now be facing vertically (12:00), while the once vertical forearm would do a full circle until coming back to seemingly high-five the now vertical forearm. Both forearms would be vertical (12:00). Dancers will finish off this dance move with “the woah” to fully complete the clock woah.
“Did you see Brittany’s latest tik tok? Her clock woah was fire!”
“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”
“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”
by And I oop- the dancing banana November 5, 2019
Get the clock woahmug. by Bootycheeckclappin August 24, 2019
Get the Clock twerkmug.