Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 17, 2013

ashtray clam

The cap of a beer bottle, folded in half and tossed into an ashtray.

Dude, you overflowed my ashtray with ashtray clams.

by Bleubeard December 17, 2008

clam jammin

Female version of free ball in.going pantieless!

That girl is clam jammin,she has no panties on under her skirt.

by gypsy mom June 7, 2013

clam whomp

the act of putting one's vagina on anothers face

You better stop or i might have to clam whomp you.

by LFay November 16, 2005

Clam Slam

The female version of tea bag

Shut up before I Clam Slam you

by JMAC343 May 10, 2011

Hairy Clam

Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.

Did she show you the hairy clam?

by ClamMeister February 8, 2009

clam choder

the sweat off of your chode drips off into another persons mouth.

"She threw up after tasting my clam choder."

by ymousnona October 30, 2007