Christopher Mota Malrechauffe 

super hot guy

bro this guy is such a Christopher Mota Malrechauffe

Christopher Mota Malrechauffe by RDA_Blacklight May 14, 2022

Christopher Dickson

Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.

Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”

Christopher Dickson by DICKSONHATER December 4, 2022

The Christopher Colombus 

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

The Christopher Colombus by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

Johan Christopher 

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram

Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!

Johan Christopher by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020

the christopher markert 

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

the christopher markert by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

Dylan Christopher Thomsen

The love and entire being of my entire life and soul. He’s a life saver and a generous loving and caring man. Taken forever by Summer Tignanelli.

Dylan Christopher Thomsen is taken

Dylan Christopher Thomsen by Summer Tignanelli May 27, 2021

christephen 

Super Tall, Sexy, light-skinned, brown hair, and a extrovert. Packs several inches in the underoos. Generally, charms all the ladies. The ladies dream of Him and some are saddened that they will never feel his lips. Overall, he’s respectful and responsible. And despite his outward appearance, he is looking for something serious.

Man!! Who is that with all those ladies going to that diner?? Chill bud, that must be a Christephen.

christephen by KingBiz November 28, 2021