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A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer
Chris is a great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
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Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
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(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
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Chris is a mega simp
You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp
by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020
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Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.
I got a present- it must be Chris.
by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020
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A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck
He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.
by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019
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Chris hemsworth is such an idiot
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”
by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020
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