A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
by fappingmushroom December 1, 2013
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by MrMowman56 March 8, 2017
Get the chlangie mug.Verb: To take a simple task and royally fuck it up beyond any and all recognition.
Noun: A complete and total fucking retard.
Noun: A complete and total fucking retard.
Boy did he ever Chan-boon that order. The customer only got half his stuff and it was on fire.
Hey Chan-boon, don't you think that radio is a little too close to your bathtu....Whoops! Oh, Chan-boon, you're such an idiot.
Hey Chan-boon, don't you think that radio is a little too close to your bathtu....Whoops! Oh, Chan-boon, you're such an idiot.
by Happy Trader February 8, 2010
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by clobamacare April 11, 2020
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Get the Chan's hug mug.Yan-chan is another word for Yandere, but to make it a nick name for someone, or what to call a Yandere. A Yandere is someone who usually pretends to be sweet, but in reality they are someone who will kill for a certain reason. That reason is: when a Yandere finds a crush (or senpai) they will kill anyone who will try to harm their crush or anyone else who likes them.
Person#1: wow, we should call her yan-chan
Person#2: how so?
Person#1: Well she's a Yandere
Person #2: why?
Person#1:Because she threatened to kill a girl that had the same crush as her!
Person#2: how so?
Person#1: Well she's a Yandere
Person #2: why?
Person#1:Because she threatened to kill a girl that had the same crush as her!
by SPARKLE MEØW! June 28, 2017
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