A chav is a kind of wanker who destroys the United Kingdom most chavs are on the dole or steal and sell knocked off gear.
The most common place to find chavs are on a social networking site by the name of bebo. The main place you see a chav is lurking around at your nearest corner shop or even on the high street or McDonalds (Chavs are known to call McDonalds Mcey Ds and why cause there retarded). Chav are also known to be scared of classic music as stores play it to keep the chavs out. Chavs are that retarded as if there chav mate walks into a store with classic music playing they take it as they like that style of music which ends up kicking them out of the pack.
To know what a chav looks like they are covered in Jewellery or even Cheap Jewellery which was stolen from there last victim they last took out. Chavs also look common and continently frown just to make them self look hard.
A chavette which is a girl chav is most likely to have a baby at the age of 14 as they will date anyone as they come across like some cheap hoe. Still chavette are a bit like the male species of a chav they are common and try to look hard
Chavs hunt around in packs like wolfs searching for there next victim. Looking at a chav even just glancing they will take it very serious as this is one of the most common sayings from chav getting ready to fight "YER FUCKIN STARTIN ON ME KNOBHEAD!!????!!!!".
A chav is also known to make some of the most pathetic and retarded style of language here is some examples Innit/Ennit , Blud, Mint, Brap/Prap, Bruv.
The music chavs listen most commonly is rave which they do play on the back on any bus with there mobile phone trying to get the attention of old women and to make them self look more cool and hard. Chavs also drive around in some cheap banger with a shit load of crap adding to the car driving around listen to rave throughout the day and night.
Chavs also tuck on there socks into there trousers which just makes them feel harder but this just makes them look more retarded. A chav seem to wear Burberry but it's not just that they even do wear matching tracksuits but you can also tell a chav because there common accent.
The most common place to find chavs are on a social networking site by the name of bebo. The main place you see a chav is lurking around at your nearest corner shop or even on the high street or McDonalds (Chavs are known to call McDonalds Mcey Ds and why cause there retarded). Chav are also known to be scared of classic music as stores play it to keep the chavs out. Chavs are that retarded as if there chav mate walks into a store with classic music playing they take it as they like that style of music which ends up kicking them out of the pack.
To know what a chav looks like they are covered in Jewellery or even Cheap Jewellery which was stolen from there last victim they last took out. Chavs also look common and continently frown just to make them self look hard.
A chavette which is a girl chav is most likely to have a baby at the age of 14 as they will date anyone as they come across like some cheap hoe. Still chavette are a bit like the male species of a chav they are common and try to look hard
Chavs hunt around in packs like wolfs searching for there next victim. Looking at a chav even just glancing they will take it very serious as this is one of the most common sayings from chav getting ready to fight "YER FUCKIN STARTIN ON ME KNOBHEAD!!????!!!!".
A chav is also known to make some of the most pathetic and retarded style of language here is some examples Innit/Ennit , Blud, Mint, Brap/Prap, Bruv.
The music chavs listen most commonly is rave which they do play on the back on any bus with there mobile phone trying to get the attention of old women and to make them self look more cool and hard. Chavs also drive around in some cheap banger with a shit load of crap adding to the car driving around listen to rave throughout the day and night.
Chavs also tuck on there socks into there trousers which just makes them feel harder but this just makes them look more retarded. A chav seem to wear Burberry but it's not just that they even do wear matching tracksuits but you can also tell a chav because there common accent.
A great example of this is model Jordan and also internet scum bag by the name of
Devvo, The Catherine Tate Show does a skit of a chav called Lauren Cooper, not forgetting Vicky Pollard from the show Little Britain which sums it all up what the chav is.
Devvo, The Catherine Tate Show does a skit of a chav called Lauren Cooper, not forgetting Vicky Pollard from the show Little Britain which sums it all up what the chav is.
by god_of_gods October 2, 2008
Get the Chavmug. your a chav "your a scumbag"
by white light fire light January 9, 2008
Get the chavmug. 1. See also wangsta, townie.
2. A youth who claims to be "Gangsta".
3. A chav would commonly wear a Burberry baseball cap at a high or jaunty angle, a t-shirt and trackies from such labels as Kappa, Addidas, and Nike, and Reebok Classics, as well as fake jewellry, which to them is known as "bling".
4. Chav's are given many names, such as Townies, and Cackers.
5. People who aren't chavs refer to those who are as scum. This is because they are known to cause havoc throughout Council estates and otherwise.
6. Chav's are generlly known to be uneducated thieves. They usually resort to stealing bling from Jewelers.
7. Chav's cannot pronounce words properly. They use extreme slang terms, such as "Innit", "Ahhh, is 'ardcore mate" and "This bling is fuckin' safe yeah".
8. They are the mortal enemies of skater's and goth's, for an unknown reason.
2. A youth who claims to be "Gangsta".
3. A chav would commonly wear a Burberry baseball cap at a high or jaunty angle, a t-shirt and trackies from such labels as Kappa, Addidas, and Nike, and Reebok Classics, as well as fake jewellry, which to them is known as "bling".
4. Chav's are given many names, such as Townies, and Cackers.
5. People who aren't chavs refer to those who are as scum. This is because they are known to cause havoc throughout Council estates and otherwise.
6. Chav's are generlly known to be uneducated thieves. They usually resort to stealing bling from Jewelers.
7. Chav's cannot pronounce words properly. They use extreme slang terms, such as "Innit", "Ahhh, is 'ardcore mate" and "This bling is fuckin' safe yeah".
8. They are the mortal enemies of skater's and goth's, for an unknown reason.
Some chav quotes:
Le's do some fuckin' skaaaag yeah mate.
You want some beef muthafucka?
Why d'yoo dress in black you greb caaaaunt?
Le's do some fuckin' skaaaag yeah mate.
You want some beef muthafucka?
Why d'yoo dress in black you greb caaaaunt?
by omgm7kk May 3, 2005
Get the Chavmug. Chavs are unsociable little buggers who have as much brains as a penally deprived gorila.
imagine this, your walking down the road and hen some butt monkey comes up to you and says" ya start'in bruv" you ignore it and start walking again , then the little window licker say "Yeah! Keep walking innit bling bling foe shigidy" leading to much hatred and wishing to make them bleed.
imagine this, your walking down the road and hen some butt monkey comes up to you and says" ya start'in bruv" you ignore it and start walking again , then the little window licker say "Yeah! Keep walking innit bling bling foe shigidy" leading to much hatred and wishing to make them bleed.
Chavs are everwhere and they will never go untill we all put aside our differences and officially murder them all and crucify them.
by Cyberax and Deathmonkey July 24, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Chav (lazyus scumbagius).
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?:
.outside the local spar
.street corners
.council estates
.mc donalds, burger king etc.
APPERANCE:
Males:
.hair cut short with highlights in (innit)
.fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc.
.burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit
.baseball cap at a ninety degree angle
.cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up
.anything fred perry
.any sort of knackered white trainer
Females:
.hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie)
.puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit
.fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them
.reebok trainers
HOBBIES:
.standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone
.vandalising local parks
.in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily
.riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park.
.drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff)
VOCABULARY:
the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use:
.Mutha
.ya
.yo
.mint
.u
.yer
.wot
.wowza
.fuka
.class (probably the only real word they can say)
.laff
.innit
.dat
.cwl
(scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out)
MUSIC:
.gangsta rap
.r&b
.hip hop
.grime
(as you can see it's a BIG variety)
by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?:
.outside the local spar
.street corners
.council estates
.mc donalds, burger king etc.
APPERANCE:
Males:
.hair cut short with highlights in (innit)
.fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc.
.burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit
.baseball cap at a ninety degree angle
.cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up
.anything fred perry
.any sort of knackered white trainer
Females:
.hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie)
.puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit
.fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them
.reebok trainers
HOBBIES:
.standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone
.vandalising local parks
.in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily
.riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park.
.drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff)
VOCABULARY:
the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use:
.Mutha
.ya
.yo
.mint
.u
.yer
.wot
.wowza
.fuka
.class (probably the only real word they can say)
.laff
.innit
.dat
.cwl
(scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out)
MUSIC:
.gangsta rap
.r&b
.hip hop
.grime
(as you can see it's a BIG variety)
by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
typical chav conversation
PAIGE: yo chaz lwk wot i nicked from da dentis *<pulls a ok magazine from last year out of her tracksuit bottoms>*
CHAZ:cor wowza it got dem pics' of Jordan an Peta innit an look wot keri katonas bin doin.
GAZ: hey Paige I shagged ur mam las nigt.
All: teehee teehee
PAIGE: yo chaz lwk wot i nicked from da dentis *<pulls a ok magazine from last year out of her tracksuit bottoms>*
CHAZ:cor wowza it got dem pics' of Jordan an Peta innit an look wot keri katonas bin doin.
GAZ: hey Paige I shagged ur mam las nigt.
All: teehee teehee
by INDIE FTW June 28, 2009
Get the Chavmug. Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
Four Chavs drive off a cliff What do you call it? -
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
by Machinna October 11, 2010
Get the Chavsmug. chavs are retards who think that they're rebels,
lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone
lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone
ere right dick'ed, i'm a proper 'ard chav me. I wunt mess or i'll get my boiz on you. 2k10 init, BUZZZZZIIIN MATE.
by yourmumscat July 31, 2010
Get the chavmug.