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by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

Chamfer

Oddness itself

17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P

by Jenkski January 8, 2003

Chance

Chance is an amazing person everybody loves he enjoys his music and his friends he is always loyal to his girlfriend and and has a pretty big dick he has a ton of crazy energy and loves to chill he has bad side too he is more of a dog person and lives to smoke weed he very honest and a very lovable person and he is the funniest kid ever

Everyone: omg we love chance he is so amazing

by Crazytacco July 1, 2018

Chance

Chance is a cool guy. All his exes want him back but are too shy to tell him.

M: I really wish I was still with Chance.
A: Yeah guh, me too.
Chance: Say something

by SecondChanceBruh December 2, 2019

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

by Samwise May 25, 2003

chafe

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."

"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."

by incognito August 9, 2004