certainteed

adj.

Certainly gauranteed; guaranteed to be certain; fasho (for sure); no doubt.

Thug: "When are you getting that new car homes?"
Graduate: Next month, son, certainteed.

by Choy Boyeeeeeeee January 10, 2005

ceri-anne

Dancer, obsession with phan, doesn't like flat pop
Also, she corrects your English all the bloody time.

Ceri-Anne is a dancer, who is obsessed with dancing and phan.

by Uch, ew March 29, 2015

Carito

May be annoying sometimes and you may think that she’s fake but give her a chance.

Carito Carito! Ahhh ok

by Ganawaska May 11, 2018

Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

cerial killer

somebody who's so fat he probably eats every breakfats cerial on the market.

This guy's so fat, he must be a cerial killer.

by erik April 19, 2004