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Shrapnel Cars

A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.
Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.

Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end
by shrapnel cars April 28, 2010
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Carese

Tom: It is so hot outside.
Jerry: Not as hot as Carese.
Bob: True story.
by rolliegay December 24, 2009
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Carissa's Weird

An indie band from Seattle that broke up in 2003 , its members after the break up , formed band of horses , The Grand Archives , and "s" . Essentially they were a reverse super group. The band used violins, vocal harmony between both sexes , and rhythmic guitar to create a sound that's distinctly indie , but also distinctly Carrissa's wierd .
Carissa's Weird is releasing a compilation album called " They will only miss you when you leave".
by ohyu812 July 11, 2010
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Carlsbad High School

carlsbad, california- the students are divided into different cliques:

the cool girls
these girls can be anywhere from freshmen to seniors. they love fucking the jocks and cool kids. they throw stupid parties with shit weed and shit alcohol, and call it a rager. every other group thinks their stuck up annoying bitches.

the cool guys
they are almost all rich, love going to "ragers" fuck the cool girls and look down upon everyone else. but don't worry, they think theyre going to get far in life, yet do shit in school.

the skate rats
dont really come off as being dirty anymore hence the rat, but they still are considered so. a flannel is a must, or a double shirt genx tee and a board to skate places at lunch,while smoking a grit. fighting jocks can be gnarly or pussy depending on the grade.

the surf rats
much like the skate rats, yet different. they chill in the parking lot by state smoking grits and generally causing trouble. most are dumbasses with which their slang consisting of mob, grommet, nug, straight, and trog.

the normal/school kids
dont love school, but dont mind taking on AP statistics, track, and asb. they love face-book and have study group sessions. . the more lively ones act like fuckheads in class.

football jocks
they are alot like the cool kids except they throw a ball. they pull the star cheerleaders and go to "ragers" too. range from poor to to rich with a 3 story houses in a gated community by poinsettia park playing madden 10.
-whad up brah les shred state then hit up grubbys yeah? mob?

-yeah brah fer sure
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-hey after i study statistics want to maybe catch a movie?

-oh yeah thatd be so cool

can you tell the difference between cliques now? why yes, yes you can with carlsbad high school
by justsomekidfromcbad October 4, 2009
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Cards Against Humanity

A currently popular card game that is online and in a stack of cards, including different versions. The way you play is to pick the funniest or most fitting card to match the sentence.
"Wanna play Cards against Humanity, dude?"
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 June 30, 2016
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Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..
by Brian Dillweed September 1, 2011
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Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.
by MaxPowers April 19, 2005
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