Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

Fucking caned

An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'

I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!

by Mimsta August 2, 2022

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY THAT HAS MANY FRIENDS.

Cane Cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Cane bear

Negro

The Cane Bear broke into the 7 Eleven.

by Wingmaster555 July 6, 2021

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023

Dio cane

It's a tipical italian insult to God, to Mary, to Jesus or to the saints called bestemmie, used in several occasions especially when you make a mess or when you accidentally hurt yourself, but it can be used to express even fear, anxiety, disappointment, anger ecc. but it can be used even as a "filler";

it's possible to create new "bestemmie", the only limit is your immagination, in fact there are lot of variations (orco Dio, Dio ladro, Dio Stronzo, ecc.) and they can change from region to region:

Madonna bucchinara (Campania), Dio Mona (inventato/veneto), Dio Hane (Toscana), ecc. ecc.

Example of case 1:"Dio cane, perchè spari sempre cagate?"

Example of case 2:"AAAAH DIO CANE! IL MIGNOLO!"

by Lollo er noce de cocco January 15, 2022