Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.

YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a

by Angels best December 8, 2016

cancerbola

When someone is such a normie and you're exposed to that you get cancerbola which kills you instantly.

John gave Jack cancerbola because he said "Cash me outside how baw dah?"

by AwesomePossum223 May 24, 2017

cancer

Jake Paul

Boy i hate cancer.

by Mimikyu_12360 August 30, 2017

cancer music

Cancer music is something you fucking hear during minecraft tuto rials and shit it really is over used and needs to stop.

But srsly guys people die from cancr so stop it cancr is bad.

Gay: OMGET! ! the minecraft tutorial i saw is so good!!
Lesbian: Ya ik it has cancer music in it

by A_gay_man September 13, 2017

candelize

To become a candle

On the way to class, by backpack suddenly candelized, but it's okay it smelled like peach.

by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018

Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.

Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020