dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.

As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.

by toalexan May 20, 2014

Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.

Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.

by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022

Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.

"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."

by Anonb August 2, 2013

Buffalo Blizzard

A Buffalo Blizzard is when you are doing a chick; and when you're about to blow your load, you stand behind a running fan and release your spunk into the back of the fan, so your hot jizz will blizzard onto her. Much like a snowstorm in Buffalo.

I gave that chick a Buffalo Blizzard last night, it was all over her!

by StudRatchet October 25, 2016

Buffalo Stew

A group of young men, typically under the age of 21, will stand in a circle around a stool in a public restroom (movie theaters, mcdonalds, and 7 elevens are common meeting spots) and proceed to jerk off into a bowl on top of the stool and whoever ejaculates last has to drink it all. Essentially, a circle jerk with a catch. In rare cases, they will ejaculate at once, and if that happens all of them should proceed to drink it all with straws. The person who drinks the most of the semen will be given the title of "King Slurp".

John: Ready for Buffalo Stew later?

Alex: Yeah, I got my stroke going for practice and everything.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL August 10, 2020

buffalo skills

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.

Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.

by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004