Broner

An unintentional boner from your guy friend.

Dude check this out! stop man your totally givin me a broner right now.

by gex479 October 8, 2009

bruce job

the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation

'hey andy, that bruce job you gave me last night was ... just awful'

by sling arm January 23, 2009

bruce wayne

easy...he's the dark knigh...aka batman!

Whoops, I just spoiled who Bruce Wayne really is!

by World Domination February 9, 2005

the Brunetti

to ask someone if you have seen your new beeper and when they say no, wrap your penis around the edge of your hand and show the rolled section out the top of oyur pants or shorts.(Prefferably close to the victims face)

When he claimed to have not seen my new beeper, I decided to give him a Brunetti and make him cognizant of his error.

by Playboy March 31, 2003

The Bruce

An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn

I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!

by D. Money March 2, 2008

Bruce Almighty

1. A biopic about Bruce Campbell. Starring Jim Carey as Bruce Campbell and Morgan Freeman as God.

2. Nickname of b-movie icon Bruce Campbell.

1. Guy 1: I don't think Bruce Almighty is about Bruce Campbell, dude.

Guy 2: You shut your whore mouth if you think you can besmirch the good name of Bruce Campbell.

2. Bruce Campbell killed so many demons, hell spawns, zombies, and just general ugly things that he shall henceforth be know as Bruce Almighty.

by Ram Saimi February 22, 2012

Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012