crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

Brucing

The act of "brucing" (to bruce). To hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.

Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.

Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.

by Bananashark August 28, 2010

Brushing your teeth

A slang term for masturbating

It is normal for 12 year-olds to brush their teeth.

by Frank Howley March 1, 2004

Bouncing One Out

The act of jumping on a trampoline while masturbating.

James Burden jumped on a trampoline while masturbating and looking through his neighbors window. Penis in one hand, cigarette in the other. "Hey everyone look! Old James is bouncing one out again lol".

by mrbowtie July 30, 2010

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 28, 2005

Brushing Teeth

Slang for male masturbation.

Brushing teeth is becoming more common in school. I'm scared!

by kougazluvr June 22, 2008

bouncing buster

When a male has a female bounce off of his penis and then landing wrong on the penis and break it.

you broke it, you did a bouncing buster

by Neilgogo February 2, 2008