boxing

A game played between two people, one being male, in which the male recieves multiple blows to the head, a.k.a. a blowjob.

Me and Nikita went 15 rounds in a boxing match and I busted a twinkie on her face.

by S Compton (The man) May 13, 2005

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

hot boxing

Eating a whole box of hot pockets in one sitting.

Wow that fatty is hot boxing!

by Fat Becky January 5, 2006

Boximus Maximus

The ultimate lunchbox or box.

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.

by ThePope January 19, 2005

Boxing

Where a person or persons normally outdoors, attempt to slam an empty cardboard box over the head of an unknowing pedestrian, then successfully running away.

Do you fancy doin' some boxing tonight?

Scared Man: That looks nothing like a dragon?!!
Boxers: he's seen us...'BOX' 'IM NOW!

by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009

Boximus Prime

noun (proper), adjective (bocks-i-muss prime)

1. A state of being that is achieved only after hollowing out your body of any decency or genuine character, creating an empty shell or vessel in which maximum amounts of "bro" and "douche" can be carried.

--Related forms
Boximusley primed, adjective

Yes, I have achieved Boximus Prime.

by jhetty32 October 7, 2010

new year's boxing day

the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.

my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...

by Downtown Wtf January 12, 2008