boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Boringniosis

A contagious dieses that a makes people bored: it first came around in Runcorn 2009, a little girl was diagnosed with the dieses

Danielle: im bored i think im comming down with something
Jordan: i think you have Boringniosis

by Jordan_Loves_Jameelah May 2, 2009

Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.

"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."

by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014

boringer

more than boring.. made by a blonde

Teghan is currently boringer

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007