Bonified

When something is so amazing that it gives you a boner.
Mostly applies to males.

Mark: Man that movie was so bonified.
Tom: It was that good eh?
Mark: Oh yeah I got the biggest boner right there in the theatre.

by sXe vGe March 9, 2010

Flag

Get the Bonified mug.

Boniface

1. (verb) The act of burying a mayonnaise jar filled with marbles in your garden in an attempt to keep away vermin.

2. (noun) A person who believes that buried, strange objects ward off chipmunks, mice, moles, and other various creatures.

e.g 1. (verb) Those damn chipmunks are in for a surprise....I bonifaced them today!

2. (noun) My garden is vermin free because I am a boniface.

by buddy ol pal May 6, 2008

Flag

Get the Boniface mug.

Related Words

borify • borif • Borific • Borified • bori • boring • borf • bonified • boricua • bories

boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

Flag

Get the boring shit mug.

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Flag

Get the kill me now this is boring mug.

Borefuck

1. Someone or something that is really boring (just like a dumb fuck.
2. Someone who is a bore at fucking
3. Someone who fucks a bore.

All definitions can apply simultaneously is the person being referred is really that ridiculously boring.

My fellow intern is such a borefuck - he's as dead as Lindsay Lohan's eggs.

by Dzata February 3, 2010

Flag