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borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork
"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"
by scumbagk December 28, 2011
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damn, myspace is borked again
by caden July 5, 2006
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Bork

To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.
What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.
by Justinian April 9, 2005
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Borch

Show Spelled Pronunciation bawrch, bohrch (b?, b oarch) –noun

n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.

2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.

3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
COP#1: You think we should search this car?

COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.

BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!
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a-bockalypse

When the evil creature, Bocko is summoned and puts an end to the world via his death bite and his fire breath that he shoots with surgical precision. He is quite similar to a three-headed dragon.
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Also see: Bock
Saying the phrase "Bocks of three, people flee" and then shedding the blood of an Irishmen will summon the Bock and the a-bockalypse will occur.
by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004
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Bocky

She 'as a reet bocky nose.
by George Vespe April 28, 2008
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bockified

Taking a simple thing and making it overly complicated. bocked
What the hell?!? You have totally bockified this document. Do you read a friggin's thesaurus at breakfast everyday?
by Steve June 5, 2003
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